Oct 10, 2004

14 inches?



Last night I watched Wonderland, the film about a gruesome quadruple homicide in Los Angeles in the 1980's in which porn legend John Holmes (I) became a central figure in the investigation.
I don't know much about porn, but even I had heard of John Holmes aka Johnny Wad. There's a scene in the movie where he's asked to whip out his dong and show it to some female guests at a party as a courtesy to his host who is supplying him with blow: like a trained seal barking for a bucket of chum.

Anyway, this was a pretty good movie. Val Kilmer who I never think of as a great actor (yes I saw The Doors and it was good and he was good, but I can't think of anything else he's been in or anything else certainly that *I've* seen him in) was fantastic in this film. Drug addled and delusional seems to be a role Kilmer has mastered the art of. And really, there are weaker roles to build a career on than that.

Checking out the list of John Holmes film credits and some of the comments by fans on IMDB, it's safe to say I'm missing a lot. Not that this is something I'm planning on going out of my way to explore. The couple of times I've been with someone and the soft-porn comes on TV late at night on cable, I just get self concouise. I wouldn't mind watching it alone, but watching it with someone else is too awekward for me. I might find it titilating alone but they voyeristic element is too obvious when there is someone in the same room.

Regarless, i'm curious about this 14" cock. Mainly from the curiosity element. It would be like peaking up the Hottentot Venus' skirt - a human oddity, like a pinhead or a hermaphrodit. Less sexual than scientific.

11 comments:

darth said...

"like a trained seal barking for a bucket of chum."

lol!!!!

Mister Underhill said...

I netflixed it just from curiosity, but I am glad to know it is actually good since it got some bad reviews. I will watch it when it comes instead of putting it in the holding pattern.

Emily the Cat said...

That house where the murders took place was down the block from Jerry Brown's house.

:jerrybrowntrivia:

Mister Underhill said...

I was thinking about women and porn last night (what a shock) and it made me have some ideas.

If you are not comfortable to watch porn in front of a guy, then I figure you are not really that good together.

Same thing with stuff like anal sex; I find that women are always pretty comfortable around me to do all the things they would "never" do. Maybe I am wrong and it is because they don't really like me, though, or else maybe I am just so depraved that they knoa I would never judge them or something.

Bella_by_Barlight said...

I've heard that *some* women enjoy sex more when they are with people they don't like very much because they are less inhibited. I think you have good luck with the perverted stuff because you're quite a charming pervert.

Mister Underhill said...

Why bella that is very sweet :blush:

Except the liking sex better with guys they dont like...but if that is true I would be a very tired man.

InkedDaisyGirl said...

i love val kilmer "salton sea", "real genius", "tombstone" ... and let's not even get into the volleyball scene in "top gun" ... ah, enough fodder for my entire teenage years.

:)

InkedDaisyGirl said...

hmm, just thinking about underhill dudes comments. i don't MIND porn, but it doesn't get me hot ... *d* gets me hot ... so why would it matter if we watched porn together?

and the anal thing? i'm just thinking that maybe, JUST maybe it has to do with the pain thing ...

Mister Underhill said...

There is no pain when you have a guy who knows how to relax you and be gentle.

InkedDaisyGirl said...

um the first time ... there is pain - no matter how relaxed nor how gentle ... its just like having sex for the first time. i'm not saying i hated it just saying that it hurted. anal sex is not something that i am going to do for a LOOOONG time ... there are so many other things that i like and enjoy right now!

Mister Underhill said...

I must have a really small penis :(