Nov 18, 2005

3-Iron (no spoiler)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/3_iron.html

Do you suffer from insomnia? Might I make a suggestion? 3-Iron is the solution you've been looking for. Narcotic free 3-Iron will quickly and gently ease you into a peaceful relaxed sleep with no "morning after" hang-over effect. This amazing new award-winning discovery is the solution you've been waiting for. Simply go through your normal evening ritual and half an hour before you would like to fall asleep, insert the 3-Iron™ DVD and view the way you might any other film. Soon you will be waking refreshed and alert following a good nights sleep.

3-Iron. The natural solution you've been looking for.

Disclaimer: 3-Iron should not be consumed in the morning, while at work, or while supervising children. Sleeping on the job has been shown to affect job performance. To achieve maximum benefits from this or any other sleeping aid, make sure you are in bed before taking it. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery following the consumption of 3-Iron. To do so may cause blindness or even death.

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