Nov 7, 2005

A short list of needless insults - with examples illustrating correct usage

What were you back when you had a life, fuckball?

Are you new?

Tenderize this, motherfucker!

Aren't you just the plucky little baddass.

Oh my gawd, I love your car! Is that a Miata?

Asshat.

Just because you sewed button eyes on your tube-sock, doesn't mean you have a girlfriend Basementboy.

Mouth-breathing nuckle dragger says what?

Shut it, ya useless hobag.

Holy Hanna! Isn't he the same fucktard that tried to lick your nipple at last years staff Christmas party?

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