What were you back when you had a life, fuckball?
Are you new?
Tenderize this, motherfucker!
Aren't you just the plucky little baddass.
Oh my gawd, I love your car! Is that a Miata?
Just because you sewed button eyes on your tube-sock, doesn't mean you have a girlfriend Basementboy.
Mouth-breathing nuckle dragger says what?
Shut it, ya useless hobag.
Holy Hanna! Isn't he the same fucktard that tried to lick your nipple at last years staff Christmas party?